Haiku Kukai 13 Favorites

Global Haiku • Millikin University • Fall 2025

1

in class
silent fart?
side eyes meet mine

2

back of class
a cough trying to hide
explosive gas

Colin Arrick (3)

3

sound in the silence 
the little girl
embarrassed 

4

silent classroom
a whiff . . .
everyone suspects

5

it didn’t make a sound
prim, prissy, and proper
I blame the dog

Coraline Nelson (9)

6

heads swivel
searching
for i, the farter

Amanda Spotts (9)

Another one by Amanda! This topic for haiku was already kind of weird so a lot of the haikus just felt uncomfortable to me. However, this one I couldn't stop laughing at. It was perfect for the theme and has good comedy to it. Knowing Amanda wrote this just made it even better because she talked about it back at home and was so proud of it. I thought that was fun! Natalie Brodsky, Fall 2025

7

my only friendship
can’t stand
downwind

8

after the party
finally alone
I let it out

Emily Edwards (4)

9

a juicy one
I check
my pants

Emily Edwards (8)

10

date night
the first fart joke
was funny

Randy Brooks (4)

This haiku made me laugh; it reminds me of being on a first date with someone who is doing all the talking. Worse than that, they’re only talking about one thing, and keep going on and on trying to be witty here and there, but no one is laughing. The energy in the air is awkward, and the person keeps trying to fill it with silly jokes, and you are just tired of it, waiting for it to end, maybe even planning your escape. Jordana Samnick, Fall 2025

11

hey 
pull my finger
haha

Bella Griffiths (5)

My grandpa would always get me and my friends with this joke when I was a kid. I thought it meant something deeper, but it is truly just a silly joke. He still does this to all little kids he sees and I think it is truly hilarious to see their reactions. This haiku brought back that memory for me and that is why I liked it. Abbey Matthews, Fall 2025

12

seeking who to blame
the fart on . . .
the dog sleeps soundly

Asa Pilger (3)

13

chili for dinner 
nobody wants 
to ride home with dad

Abbey Matthews (10)

14

tacos for dinner
we’ll pay
later

15

greasy fish fry . . .
dueling farts
all the way home

Randy Brooks

16

grandpa in his chair
looks like he's done nothing
smell says differently

Bella Griffiths (4)

17

farts funny when young
not in high school
funny again in college

18

air slips out
from behind the gate
a strong odor lingers

19

dad farts
and blames it on a duck
. . . there are no ducks

Asa Pilger (6)

20

baby farts
the only cute kind
butt smelly

Grace Felz (7)

21

meditating
by the old pond
a fart lifts my spirits

Randy Brooks (7)

22

here I sit, broken hearted
had to poop
but only farted

Hope Self & Elaina (11)

From what I’ve come to learn throughout this class, I believe that the best haiku are relatable, and sometimes the most relatable things are a little gross. An experience I’m sure nearly every person has had, the fakeout fart is a cruel reminder of the lack of control we have over our own bodies. If our stomach hurts, why, then, can we not just let it all out? Why do we only release a miniscule fraction of what’s causing our misery? In addition to the relatability factor, this haiku is comical and includes a clever rhyme, both of which add to its funny effect. Asa Pilger Fall 2025

23

ew it stinks
whoever smelt it
dealt it

24

tummy feels better
nose does not
fart

Hope Self (3)

25

flowing in the wind
long stalks of grass
I walk unbothered

26

in a barren wasteland 
I imagine 
floating leaves

Ridge Batchelor (4)

27

dinner plate 
filled with greenery 
yuck

Natalie Brodsky (8)

28

his favorite color
grass in the summer
a ripe avocado

Nicole Wells ()

29

grass the trees and leaves 
adorning the world 
in green

30

grass shines
emerald teardrops fall
the world's ashes clean again

31

dusting my hat
and shining my buckles
leprechaun’s day

Amanda Spotts (3)

32

a mom original
the lullaby she sang
my favorite song

Nicole Wells (7)

33

no notifications
my friend’s green afternoon
fills me with green

34

strangers
on the train
they talk for hours

Emily Edwards (6)

I like this haiku because it reminds me of how people can connect on just about anything. Especially if you don't know someone, then you have that much more to talk about. Whether you agree or not, you can always start good conversations with a stranger. Hope Self, Fall 2025

35

on the radio
a familiar song
i sing till hoarse

Colin Arrick (3)

36

food coma
traditional
Charlie Brown movie

Emily Edwards (5)

37

soft, loud snow —
in december
I miss the color green

Coraline Nelson (8)

I like this one because of the word choice that is being used. They use soft and loud on the same line which makes it unique. It also describes snow perfectly because the amount of snow or how bright the snow is, is what can make it loud, but the soft landing of snowflakes is what makes the snow “soft.” I think this haiku is also relatable because after while of being in winter, and seeing snow and ice, you forget what grass feels, smells and looks like. Addison Weed, Fall 2025

38

not quite close, 
can't help but notice 
her shaking hands

39

underneath 
a blanket of snow 
soil and green remains

Sam Ramirez (7)

his haiku makes me miss the summer. I want to see the green grass and flowers again. No more bare trees but rather green leaves everywhere. But now we are stuck in the cold white snow for a while. But it’s fun to think about what lays underneath. Grace Pelz, Fall 2025

40

hints of green
in her eyes
only I see

Grace Felz (7)

I liked this haiku because eye contact and noticing small detail are a sign of connection with others. I also enjoyed the way that the haiku changes the perspective; the first line sets readers in "her" eyes. Then the perspective broadens, and readers can imagine her entire face, and then finally to the other person who is noticing her eyes. Sam Ramirez, Fall 2025

41

indoor plants
my favorite color
might be green

Coraline Nelson (6)

42

sitting next to me
the smell of someone’s grandma
comforts me

Jordana Samnick (5)

The focus on one of the five senses in this haiku makes it specific but also adds a sense of calm. I related to it because I feel like we can recognize the scents of our loved ones whether it be their perfume, cologne, or laundry detergent. I once had a bath bomb that my mom said reminded her of her grandma, and I think it is a nice way to be reminded and remember loved ones. My mom’s grandma passed away, but having the scent of the bath bomb is like having a piece of her. I liked how the haiku relayed these emotions without actually saying anything about loss or telling the audience what to think about the direction of the haiku. Nicole Wells, Fall 2025

43

welcome to the world 
thin curtains reveal 
shining emeralds

44

on the drive home 
I pass by 
swathes of verdant

45

vibrant flowers
bloom on the green
dessert giant

46

old roads remember
who i was before i left —
soft ghosts in the pines

Chelsea Hammons (6)

47

bus window fogged up
the stranger's reflection
becomes my company

Chelsea Hammons (10)

48

late walk after dark
every porch light flickering
a story i missed

Chelsea Hammons

 


© 2025, Randy Brooks • Millikin University
All rights returned to authors upon publication.