Ackward Haiku Matching Contest - 3 - Spring 2012 • Millikin University

he sends the text
to his mother
instead of her

naughty text sent
thirty seconds later
sorry mom . . .

we've met once before
a simple passing
we both pretend to text

room full of strangers
I pretend
to text someone

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TOP half Chamption

 

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biggest crush
goes in for a hug
for the girl behind me

in the cafeteria
someone waves
to the person behind me

we say goodbye
then
walk the same way

saying goodbye
but we walk to class
in the same direction

 

TOP half champion

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singing my song
into the mirror . . .
I see your reflection

singing in the restroom
two feet in the stall
spotted too late

strange smells
I realize
this is the men's room

early morning shower
both her towels
gone

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dinner date
talking with hands
I hit the waiter's butt

first date
he asks her
to split the bill

at the mall
I spot my crush
I'm with my mom

stage kiss
with my best friend
nervous laughter

 

 

 

Ackward Haiku Matching Contest - 3

Round Two (four more pairs)

watching a movie
with my parents
sex scene

risqué scene
she quickly fast-forwards—
her father excuses himself

burst of light
scurrying couple
they forgot a sock

moans upon moans upon moans
coming from . . .
the parent's bedroom

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walking into the car
mom is jamming
Too Sexy and I Know It

hug from behind
he turns around
. . . not my father

mom says
we're moving
silence . . .

make up on, hair curled, and heels
he rings the door bell
in sneakers and a t-shirt

 

© 2012, Randy Brooks • Millikin University. All rights returned to authors upon publication.